Two Fools Tavern Menu

Two Fools Tavern, a cozy Irish pub located in Albuquerque, offers a wide range of amenities such as takeout, reservations, delivery, and even accepts cryptocurrency. With a bustling atmosphere and attentive staff, this pub is known for its generous portions and extensive whiskey selection. The Guinness beef Boxty and fish and chips receive rave reviews, along with the hearty Irish fare and perfectly poured pints. The ambiance of a classic Irish pub, complete with a fireplace, adds to the experience. While slightly on the pricier side, the quality of the food, drinks, and service make Two Fools Tavern a must-visit spot. Don't be a fool to miss out on this gem in the heart of Albuquerque.

Starters

Two Fools Irish Nachos

$8.95

Homemade Chips & Salsa

$4.25

Bakers Dozen Wings

$10.50

Macho Nachos

$8.95

Scotch Eggs

$6.95

Galway Bay Salmon Plate

$9.95

Cashel Blue Cheese Dip

$8.25

Chile Cheese Chips

$5.95

Quesadilla

$7.50

Liffey Chips

$8.50

Homemade Soup Of The Day

$3.75

Salad & Soup

$5.50

Guinness Beef Stew

$8.95

Jester's Pot Pie

$9.75

Tavern Salad

$3.75

The Kerryman Chopped Salad

$8.50

Green Man

$6.50

Original Spin

$8.50

Cobb Salad

$6.95

Whatever Special

$7.95

Salads, Soups & Stews

Sandwiches

Paddy O'Malley Melt

$9.25

Perky Turkey

$9.95

RulaBula Ruben

$8.50

Killarney Grilled Chicken

$9.75

The Bookmaker

$9.75

New York Style Pastrami

$9.50

Pub Beef Burger

$8.50

Cobb Sandwich

$8.95

Babe In A Bun

$8.75

Blarney & Blue Burger

$8.95

Portobello Mushroom Sandwich

$8.50

Chipotle Black Bean Burger

$8.50

Ploughman's Lunch

$8.95

Cottage Pie

$9.75

The Two Fools Fish & Chips

$14.50

Bangers & Mash

$10.75

Guinness Beef Boxty

$11.50

Corned Beef & Cabbage

$11.50

Traditional Favourites

Homemade Sweets

Bread Pudding

$4.75

Guinness Brownie

$4.75

Bailey's Cheesecake

$4.95

Apple Pie Ala Mode

$4.95

Scotch Ice Cream

$6.50

Brunch

Sunday Brunch

Draft List

Guinness

Harp

Smithwicks

Old Speckled Hen

Boddingtons

La Cumbre

Blue Moon

Stella

New CastleIl Vicino Irish Red

Two Fools Pale Ale

Magners Iish Cider

Hazed And Infused

Left Hand Milk Stout

Boulder Shake Porter

Odells Shilling

Wild Card Rotating Handle

Hoegaarden

Irish Nachos

Boulder Brewery Shake Porter

Scotch Eggs

Newcastle

Shilling

Calway Salmon Plate

Blue Cheese Dip

Stella Artois

Hot Wings

La Cumbre IPA

Chips And Salsa

Wild Card Rotating Handle Ask Your Server

Quesadilla

Brussels Style Black Ale

Il Vicino Irish Red

Sunday - Irish Nachos

Monday - Scotch Eggs

Tuesday - Galway Salmon Plate

Wednesday - Blue Cheese Dip

Thursday - Hot Wings

Friday - Chips And Salsa

Saturday - Quesadilla

Old Speckled Hen

Boulder Brewery Shake Porter

Newcastle

Shilling

Left Hand Milk Stout

Hazed And Infused

Stella Artois

Blue Moon

La Cumbre IPA

Smithwicks

Wild Card Rotating Handle

Hoegaarden

Brussels Style Black Ale

Il Vicino Irish Red

Specials